|Is that a very tall you're wearing, or are you just happy to see me?|
But I've never seen any army whose generals and officers wear hats quite as giant as those of the Korean People's Army. Those aren't hats, they are giant soup bowls with brims. They are almost sombreros. I wish I knew where the style came from, because I don't think Soviet Army officers wore giant mixing bowl hats. I don't think anyone's army officers wore hats quite that big.